Not everyone can say that they have had a vegetarian lunch with a monk. But we can! We spent last weekend at the Shaolin Temple and the Pagoda Forest. The only thing we knew about Shaolin was from the movie "Shaolin Soccer." The movie was completely ridiculous, so we needed to get more information before we actually went. After a few minutes of trying to pronounce names, we gave up on the research. We did find a picture of these trees that had indents where the monks practiced their finger punching. FINGER PUNCHING! So when we got there, all we could do is pretend to finger punch each other. We found the tree, and of course tried our best finger punch. Without fail, we hurt our precious little phalanges. I think I forgot to mention, we had our whole grand tour with a monk. A MONK! We couldn't understand him, because we don't speak Chinese, but following a monk was cool enough. He was a pretty fast walker, so we had to keep up with...