Did you know there was an Aquarium in the middle of China? From sharks, sea turtles, mermaids and mermen, the best part of Ocean Park, Luoyang, China, was the sea lion show. For 10 Yuan, you can get a picture with this slippery thespian, but watch out... he will getcha. And if you play your cards right, he will give you a smooch, right in your hair, in between fishy snacks.
It's sad, we didn't even get its name.