Alastair spends a lot of time driving for his job. Sometimes the days are long and there is nothing to see. Other days are more fun, full of great views or funny instances. On one particular day however, Alastair saw some goal posts in a back yard, and after reversing to take a better look, he noticed that there was a huge net around what looked like a football pitch, and some floodlights around the whole place. Intrigued, he got out of the car and approached the guys that were cutting the grass. After a few minutes of chat, it was discovered that this was the venue for a competitive six a side league, and that the season had just begun. Alastair began telling them that he was good, and that he should be allowed to join their team, and so it was agreed that he could play one game for them to see if he was good enough to play for the season. That Saturday, brimming with confidence, Alastair arrived with his fan club of one, Laleinia. "I'll probably only score 4," he th...