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What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!


Where to go? What to do? Tight schedule, got to be back by seven so we can see Mexico demolish the United States in the Gold Cup Final! Well there is only one thing for it, ICE CAVES! Hop in Burberry, lets go. Ole. After the sand dunes you will approach a cattle grid. Cross it. Take a right at the second cattle grid. Stay on the dirt road for 15-25 minutes. You will arrive at the ice caves.

Worth it's weight in Gold.

Naturally, there was lots of ice in the ice caves, hence it was very cold inside. Crystal clear it was, with bubbles frozen in time. The budding spelunkers, Alastair and Laleinia, toured deeper and deeper into the unknown, in search of the infamous ice slide, which was known to provide sufficient entertainment to all who could navigate through the treacherous trail. Don't be fooled by Alastair's brave smile, this deadly trek was not all fun and games.

Alastair with the world's biggest diamond.

After slipping through the Earth's crust, and playing real life chutes and ladders, the caving companionship reached their prize. There was no light at the end of this tunnel, but there was certainly an icy slide. A dirty, icy slide. They slid down, turned around, and then left.

My face tells you that I'm not singing Hot Cross Buns.